+20°C – Greeks takes their sweaters on (if they find them)
+15°C – Hawaiians start their heaters (if they have).
+10°C – Americans are shaking, Russians plant corn
+5°C – You can see your own breath. Italian cars don’t start. Russians drive with their windows opened
0°C – Water is freezing in America, in Russia is just getting harder
-5°C – French cars don’t start
-10°C – You are starting to plan a holiday in Australia
-15°C – Your cat insist to sleep in your bed. Norwegians take their sweaters
-18°C – New York administration opens the heating. Russians make their last season picnic
-20°C – American cars don’t start. People from Alaska takes their sweaters.
-25°C – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30°C – Your cat prefer to sleep in your pajama.
-35°C – Its too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.
-40°C – You plan a 2 weeks hot bath. Swedish cars don’t start.
-42°C – Transportation is stopped in Europe. Russians are eating ice cream on the street.
-45°C – All Greeks are dead.
-50°C – In Alaska, people close their bathroom windows.
-60°C – Polar bears start migrating south.
-73°C – Finch Special Services evacuates Santa Claus. Russians starts to wear hats.
-80°C – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114°C – Ethylic alcohol is freezing. Russians are not happy.
-164°C – 99% of Earth is dead. Russian football team wins World Cup.
-200°C – Russians put their boots on.
-273°C – Absolute Zero, movement of atoms are stopping.
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